More Identity Theft

I guess it's about time I jumped on the Hulet bandwagon. I was just going to post this as a comment to the last post about the Deceiver Jules, but it was too long. And too funny for anyone to miss. I still laugh about it. "Oh crap. I fell in the shower and hit my head. Then when everyone ran in, I farted. I'm so embarrassed." Classic, Jules.

Beth: I am assuming that you are chatting with Becky - she won't respond to me -- I'm getting in the shower

9:52 PM you two can talk

oops! she was switching her laundry

I'll call you when I get out of the water

9:53 PM me: out of the water?

what are you talking about?

Beth: yeah, like itty-bitty yellow dot bikini

yelow polka dot

9:55 PM me: that she wore for the first time today

9:56 PM Beth: that's the one

I'm showering now - catch you in a minute

me: k

10:00 PM Beth: oh crap. I fell in the shower and hit my head. then when everyone ran in, I farted.
I'm so embarrassed

10:01 PM me: this is not mom!

Beth: oh yes i am

I gave you birth

me: who is this?

Beth: can't deny me now

me: kent?

Beth: who is that?

I'm YOUR MOTHER!

me: kentrina?

Beth: ;)

MOM

!!!

me: cannon?

Beth: MOMMMY!

me: mom doesn't type that fast

and mommy's not that funny!

10:02 PM Beth: I practiced,

dear, I am your mum!

where did you go?

dishwasher!

me: give me dishwasher!

Beth: I did.

10:03 PM now come home and do it

me: one might think that you're the funniest in the family

Beth: no, that's kent...I mean you!

10:05 PM me: truth serum

applied

Beth: what's that?

me: acting

not

Beth: yes yoda.

me: TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

i knew it

Beth: your little paduan

knew what? that I am your mother

me: WHAT IS YOUR QUEST

Beth: ?

10:06 PM to talk to my daughter way over in india

me: WHY DID YOU USE THE F WORD AND THE C WORD IN THE SAME SENTENCE

10:07 PM Beth: I've been corrupted by my children

me: this is rando bejando, isn't it?

Beth: I can't help myself anymore

5 minutes

10:13 PM me: sorry

Beth: sorry what

me: grandma and grandpa went to sleep already

Beth: oh. too bad

me: but if you want to talk i can type

10:14 PM hi

because you said crap!

you wrote that?

jules?

yer funny!

10:15 PM Beth: thanks

you don't know me

very well do you

?

becky knew who it was right away

me: yes you are!

i thought it was a little too funny for randy or kent, but for some reason i didn't think...